Toga Trouble

Sweeties, you will never guess the horrid things that Mummy has won in the lucky chairs. There are some lucky chairs that give out amazing items for free like: Calla, PanJen, /artilleri/, LaynieWear, Red Crozz, Nymphetamine, FallnAngel, HCT, and more. These two chairs were no so lucky for me.



The hair came from the lucky chair at Goldie Locks which usually stocks some very nice hairstyle but, Sweeties, this one left me wondering: What was Selena Gateaux thinking? Apparently there must have been a hair meeting about this type of style because it reminded Mummy of that awful octopus hair from Tickled Pink but not as overpowering. The clips holding the tentacles in place are outdated. Does anyone remember the Eighties? The way the tentacles fall I thought I had grown wings on the sides of my head and I was ready to fly.



{GASP} You mean that this is the entire outfit? Wont my bits be blowing in the wind? Sweeties, here is another designer giving out total rubbish in a lucky chair. Sahara Tyne of Nien gave this wonderful toga out in a lucky chair. Yes, I said Sahara Tyne, the maker of wonderful jeans. This ensemble lacks panties and it very much needs it.



Sweeties, if it were not for this handy postage you would be viewing Mummy's bits all over the internet. I am pretty sure that a toga of similar texture and less revealing is at many of the newbie shops for freebie so why waste lucky chair space with this bit of pony. Honestly I would expect better from top designers like this.



To give out an item with such horrid seams makes me wonder if Nien has decided they do not need business anymore. Perhaps, Sweeties, this is their ploy for us to put the shop out of its misery. We all need to thank Yadni Modne for the EmoterHUD to making these picture more meaningful.

Rhapsody in Raspberries

Hello, Sweeties, I told you I was not as eloquent as my colleague and I proved that by not having a review since. After hunting for the best of the worst, which is only proper for our readers, I stumbled across this shockingly, poorly crafted outfit.



Does our model not look stunning? Is she not ready for a night at the ball with her handsome Prince? Bah, Sweeties, she is ready for the Fug Ball or a chance at winning Miss Fug 2007.



Our model enjoyed creating her own personal editorial for her hair. A raspberry for the lovely bubble gum striped hair. The texture of this hair is so vile that a toddler could have painted it. Sweeties, a bit of a history lesson, the designer of this hair, whose name is two sweet treats put together, had to steal hair textures at one point in her career and judging but what we see here I am sure that we all can imagine why.



Miss Fug kept whining that her dress was scratchy and kept itchy at her body. Upon closer inspection we were shocked to discover this crooked seam on both sides of the dress. It is our belief that the designer made this texture purposely shiny to try and blind us with the glare. A girl can enjoy wearing a taffeta dress but this was an unpleasant experience from the blurry seams to the shiny texture.



Proficient in sign language, our model left us with one final commentary on the entire experience. That is correct, Sweeties, raspberries. Raspberries for all so let's break out the cream.