23 June 2009

Puzzlement at the Hair Fair

Darlings, Bianca and I have finally gotten ourselves over to the Hair Fair this year. We have discovered things that made us delight and things that made us cry.

1. Build: The Hair Fair build itself was beautifully sweet with most of the designers keeping with the look of the build. There were a few exceptions:
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Hair Fair - Go Fug YourSL
Hair Fair - Go Fug YourSL

2. Hair: Most of the hair was wonderful, beautiful, or wild. There was one glaring exception to this as with most things. Darlings, one designer in particular stood out as the maker of the worst hair at the fair and quite possibly in all of Second Life. Most of this designer's hair is only 1 prim and it shows.
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3. Demos: There is a growing trend in demos that are utterly useless. Several of the designers have demos that detract from viewing their hair that it becomes impossible to judge the hair properly. On an added note, there is a black demo epidemic. Black demos hide the flaws in the texturing and should never be used to sell your product.
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4. One Linden Logo Gift: Sweeties, do not charge us to wear items that advertise your store. We understand store in first life have logo shirts as well but at a fair they give these items out for free.

5. Missing Designers: Darlings, we are not talking about the old has-been designers who did not sign up for this year's event but rather those that signed up, made the commitment to their charity, and then did not bother to show up. We have passed empty booths for several designers. We understand that Foam had no choice but to pull out after it was discovered they were teenagers and were banned from the adult grid. We will let Nushru off the hook as the designer has been ill. (Source: Vain Inc. Group)

6. Dual Avatar Hair Designers: Darlings, why would a designer need 2 avatars to make hair stores? We should ask Truth Hawks and Novo Zimerman or Nylon Pinkney and Bubbles Clawtooth. (Source: Plurk)

7. Organizers: Most of the organizers we encountered while at the fair were polite and professional. Out of the 4 organizers we observed stood out as being a bit of a cold fish. She typed out curt answers and was often trite. I wont name names but I will say she is from the place that is trying to ban Second Life.

8. The Lag Debate: There is a debate between the different ways to reduce lag. One camp says remove attachments(low script, low arc) and the other camp wags their fingers and says that is wrong. We conducted an experiment on 4 different computers and found that by combining the ideas from both camps we had the least amount of lag. We are here to declare that both camps are wrong. They should learn to get along and perhaps the next major event will be less laggy. I hear the Skin Fair is just around the corner if the Divas can stop throwing tantrums.


Bonus round:
Elle's favorite gifts.

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Exile :: Rayne, Sari's :: Short n Sweet Dreads, Rosy Mood :: Flow

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Philotic Energy :: Jessica, Ingenue :: Torch Song Updo, Discord Designs :: Niobe

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B Spot :: Anne, Onigiri :: Mint, Tea Lane :: Evangeline

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Goldie Locks :: Muriel, Here Comes Trouble :: KatLin, Black Maria :: Freehair


Some pictures by Bianca Frump.


Hair Fair gifts:
Philotic Energy :: PE Eyes-Cornflower M
Twisted & Spoiled :: Red Dress
Twisted & Spoiled :: Cherry Necklace
Twisted & Spoiled :: Heels Espadrille Shoes
Mela's :: Ghettoblaster 02 (rh)pose

Other items:
Celestial Studios :: (DN) Vogue Bronzed(Last Call - G String)
Celestial Studios :: (CS) Lashes - Deviant - Size 2

14 June 2009

Rumour has it

Darlings, it is time again for another addition of "Rumour has it" and we have found a fab new source for rumours and gossip, Plurk. You do not even need a Plurk account to skim through all the drama.

Rumour has it, the sloashy designer has been using her new job and plurk to elevate her status. (True)

Rumour has it, a certain major event is going more smoothly than in the past because several Divas opted out this year. (True)

Rumour has it, Spencer Pratt has renounced his ways and promised to no longer be a total smeg. (Hell froze over?)

Rumour has it, an egotistical 80s tosser attempts to seduce married women with children while living in his mum's basement. (True)

Rumour has it, a certain freebie blogger is working hard to prove that he is a wanker by demanding better quality freebies from designers. (True, sadly)

Rumour has it, snarky bloggers are depressed because it is a drama-free week. (False)

Rumour has it, a group of designers believes that having a no-rez option on objects will stop the Copybot. (True, but they are mistaken in their belief.)

Rumour has it, a fired blogger went off the deep end, wore adult diapers, and drove non-stop cross-country to confront her boss. (False, I hope)

Rumour has it, nutball du jour, angry that she is no longer the loon on everyone's lips has gone on a new attack. (False, but we predict this will come true.)

Rumor has it, a certain event angered shoppers with its lag-inducing, sculpty road and limited shops. (True)