30 November 2007
Long Time
Sweeties, Bianca and I have been swamped with our real life obligations and have barely had time for Second Life. Disappointing, I assure you. However with the Holidays fast approaching us, I am sure we will find some time for some of those fuglier holiday gifts. If you would like some amusement regarding bad SL fashion, I suggest taking a look at the SL Fashion Police. Miss TheDiva knows how to dish, Darlings.
28 May 2007
Green with Nausea
Sweeties, I know it has been a while but Bianca and I have been completely swamped with our social schedules to keep our readers up to date on the fashion crimes of Second Life. It has been such a busy time for the fashion world with both the Hair Fair and Clothing Fair occurring almost back to back. With all those goodies who could really think about Fug. The Hair Fair directed me to the new hair sim that has a room of freebies that you can buy for one linden. This is where Fug found its way into the beauty of those lovely events.
Let me ask you, Sweeties, do I look amused? No, Mummy is not in the least bit amused. This bright green undershirt came in several other, equally as hideous colors. the entire ensemble looks as if someone could not chose what look they were going for. We have a lovely prim skirt with a retro texture but the rest of the outfit is rubbish. Darlings, why does anyone need a polka-dot skirt, green, undershirt, striped corset, and black bra in one go?
I know what you are all thinking: Elle, why do you not just wear the items separately with your fab collection of couture goodies? Sweeties, these pieces are not very well made with one mismatched seam after another.
Finding the perfect hair to pair with this eyesore turned out to be quite an easy task. Darlings, I won this lovely hair from a lucky chair and discovered that it had an odd phantom-effect. If you will notice, I am standing in the middle of the gazebo but you can see the trellis and the outline of my head through the hair(pictured left). While taking the photo, it occurred to me that I had seen this style before. Sweeties, I was given a box of full perm hair from one designer and there is a style that almost matches this one(pictured right).
Sweeties, one last note before I get ready for Second Convention Summer Fashion Show: The skin used for this Fug is from a fairly expensive skin designer running over L$1000 a skin. I am highly concerned about the ears because the look of them is as if someone took a dagger and gashed open a hole.
Let me ask you, Sweeties, do I look amused? No, Mummy is not in the least bit amused. This bright green undershirt came in several other, equally as hideous colors. the entire ensemble looks as if someone could not chose what look they were going for. We have a lovely prim skirt with a retro texture but the rest of the outfit is rubbish. Darlings, why does anyone need a polka-dot skirt, green, undershirt, striped corset, and black bra in one go?
I know what you are all thinking: Elle, why do you not just wear the items separately with your fab collection of couture goodies? Sweeties, these pieces are not very well made with one mismatched seam after another.
Finding the perfect hair to pair with this eyesore turned out to be quite an easy task. Darlings, I won this lovely hair from a lucky chair and discovered that it had an odd phantom-effect. If you will notice, I am standing in the middle of the gazebo but you can see the trellis and the outline of my head through the hair(pictured left). While taking the photo, it occurred to me that I had seen this style before. Sweeties, I was given a box of full perm hair from one designer and there is a style that almost matches this one(pictured right).
Sweeties, one last note before I get ready for Second Convention Summer Fashion Show: The skin used for this Fug is from a fairly expensive skin designer running over L$1000 a skin. I am highly concerned about the ears because the look of them is as if someone took a dagger and gashed open a hole.
29 March 2007
Toga Trouble
Sweeties, you will never guess the horrid things that Mummy has won in the lucky chairs. There are some lucky chairs that give out amazing items for free like: Calla, PanJen, /artilleri/, LaynieWear, Red Crozz, Nymphetamine, FallnAngel, HCT, and more. These two chairs were no so lucky for me.
The hair came from the lucky chair at Goldie Locks which usually stocks some very nice hairstyle but, Sweeties, this one left me wondering: What was Selena Gateaux thinking? Apparently there must have been a hair meeting about this type of style because it reminded Mummy of that awful octopus hair from Tickled Pink but not as overpowering. The clips holding the tentacles in place are outdated. Does anyone remember the Eighties? The way the tentacles fall I thought I had grown wings on the sides of my head and I was ready to fly.
{GASP} You mean that this is the entire outfit? Wont my bits be blowing in the wind? Sweeties, here is another designer giving out total rubbish in a lucky chair. Sahara Tyne of Nien gave this wonderful toga out in a lucky chair. Yes, I said Sahara Tyne, the maker of wonderful jeans. This ensemble lacks panties and it very much needs it.
Sweeties, if it were not for this handy postage you would be viewing Mummy's bits all over the internet. I am pretty sure that a toga of similar texture and less revealing is at many of the newbie shops for freebie so why waste lucky chair space with this bit of pony. Honestly I would expect better from top designers like this.
To give out an item with such horrid seams makes me wonder if Nien has decided they do not need business anymore. Perhaps, Sweeties, this is their ploy for us to put the shop out of its misery. We all need to thank Yadni Modne for the EmoterHUD to making these picture more meaningful.
The hair came from the lucky chair at Goldie Locks which usually stocks some very nice hairstyle but, Sweeties, this one left me wondering: What was Selena Gateaux thinking? Apparently there must have been a hair meeting about this type of style because it reminded Mummy of that awful octopus hair from Tickled Pink but not as overpowering. The clips holding the tentacles in place are outdated. Does anyone remember the Eighties? The way the tentacles fall I thought I had grown wings on the sides of my head and I was ready to fly.
{GASP} You mean that this is the entire outfit? Wont my bits be blowing in the wind? Sweeties, here is another designer giving out total rubbish in a lucky chair. Sahara Tyne of Nien gave this wonderful toga out in a lucky chair. Yes, I said Sahara Tyne, the maker of wonderful jeans. This ensemble lacks panties and it very much needs it.
Sweeties, if it were not for this handy postage you would be viewing Mummy's bits all over the internet. I am pretty sure that a toga of similar texture and less revealing is at many of the newbie shops for freebie so why waste lucky chair space with this bit of pony. Honestly I would expect better from top designers like this.
To give out an item with such horrid seams makes me wonder if Nien has decided they do not need business anymore. Perhaps, Sweeties, this is their ploy for us to put the shop out of its misery. We all need to thank Yadni Modne for the EmoterHUD to making these picture more meaningful.
11 March 2007
Rhapsody in Raspberries
Hello, Sweeties, I told you I was not as eloquent as my colleague and I proved that by not having a review since. After hunting for the best of the worst, which is only proper for our readers, I stumbled across this shockingly, poorly crafted outfit.
Does our model not look stunning? Is she not ready for a night at the ball with her handsome Prince? Bah, Sweeties, she is ready for the Fug Ball or a chance at winning Miss Fug 2007.
Our model enjoyed creating her own personal editorial for her hair. A raspberry for the lovely bubble gum striped hair. The texture of this hair is so vile that a toddler could have painted it. Sweeties, a bit of a history lesson, the designer of this hair, whose name is two sweet treats put together, had to steal hair textures at one point in her career and judging but what we see here I am sure that we all can imagine why.
Miss Fug kept whining that her dress was scratchy and kept itchy at her body. Upon closer inspection we were shocked to discover this crooked seam on both sides of the dress. It is our belief that the designer made this texture purposely shiny to try and blind us with the glare. A girl can enjoy wearing a taffeta dress but this was an unpleasant experience from the blurry seams to the shiny texture.
Proficient in sign language, our model left us with one final commentary on the entire experience. That is correct, Sweeties, raspberries. Raspberries for all so let's break out the cream.
Does our model not look stunning? Is she not ready for a night at the ball with her handsome Prince? Bah, Sweeties, she is ready for the Fug Ball or a chance at winning Miss Fug 2007.
Our model enjoyed creating her own personal editorial for her hair. A raspberry for the lovely bubble gum striped hair. The texture of this hair is so vile that a toddler could have painted it. Sweeties, a bit of a history lesson, the designer of this hair, whose name is two sweet treats put together, had to steal hair textures at one point in her career and judging but what we see here I am sure that we all can imagine why.
Miss Fug kept whining that her dress was scratchy and kept itchy at her body. Upon closer inspection we were shocked to discover this crooked seam on both sides of the dress. It is our belief that the designer made this texture purposely shiny to try and blind us with the glare. A girl can enjoy wearing a taffeta dress but this was an unpleasant experience from the blurry seams to the shiny texture.
Proficient in sign language, our model left us with one final commentary on the entire experience. That is correct, Sweeties, raspberries. Raspberries for all so let's break out the cream.
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